10. Do not use tire shine, it’s for pussies.
9. Never brag in social media.
8. Wear clothes that fit.
7. Have a decent watch that’s worth 3 months of your salary.
6. Get a hobby and own it, but don’t let it own you.
5. Eat lots fish and vegetables, avoid high fructose corn syrup.
4. Moisturize and wear sunscreen.
3. Never be caught with an empty phone battery.
2. Drive like a gentleman.
1. Avoid patronizing the mainstream; exclusivity is gold.